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Welcome to Utopia...

.. if you're into rants about toys new and oldish.

This is Collectors Haven, somewhere I've decided to start sharing my analysis on the many, many, random toy purchases of mine. Very much Japanese centric, but you never know what'll show up.

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That's A Spicy Meatball!

Scale statues don't show up very often here because quite frankly, they're kind of expensive. Yes, yes, I'm the guy who regularly import...

This Totally Sucks!

I can't explain it - I've got a full on heart emoji for Kirby, the greatest NIntendo character of all time. Screw Link! Mario! Zero Suit...

That Some Fine Ass Whiskey

So when it comes to buying toys, I'm sure you'll understand when I say I have my particular tastes. While yes, I do enjoy the more ecchi...

Does Whatever a Spider Can...

So if you haven't watched Spiderman: No Way Home by now, well then spoilers - both the Tobey MacGuire and Andrew Garfield versions of the...

I Can Buy Myself Flowers.....

The story of Hentai Woody goes back many, many years, with the initial release of the Revoltech classic giving an unfortunate "Scheming"...

America's Ass, Part 2

A Hot Toys figure I never really considered getting was the 2012 Avengers Captain America from the Endgame line. It looked nicer, but I...

Kick Him In The Blueberries....

So you might have noticed that I dabble in Third Party stuff, but generally it's not really my thing because eventually Hasbro/Takara...

Ultimate Interrogation Technique!

Many, many people have been quite vocal about how much they hate the Batman Ninja movie. Now, I haven't watched it in its entirety, but...

For King And Country!

The What If... series on Disney+ took an indepth look at the concept of the Multiverse, namely how things familiar to us are slightly...

SPLAT!!!!

Every so often, I like to break the seriousness of the figures I look at with something wacky. Today, that breath of fresh air comes in...

The Legacy Continues....

A new year, a new mainline for the Transformers family. The sequel to the Legacy line, subtitled Evolution, seems to be using the same...

The Package Has Been Delivered

Since I'm on a bit of an older school kick, this is a good time to take a quick look at one of the earliest releases in the revamped...

You've Got The Touch!

Once upon a time, Takara started a line of Transformers figures that would represent the best versions of whatever character they were...

Streets of Rage

The term "cursed" is thrown around a lot in the toy collecting world, though generally it applies to poorly made figures where the QC is...

Spanking the Monkey

50 I am a child of the 80s - while I appreciate the story telling of Beast Wars, the original toys never really did anything for me. From...

Super Hero

So a few weeks ago I discovered how much nicer the Dragonball Super: Super Hero figures compared to their mainline counterparts, I...

Space Cowboy

Well, with Black Widow, or at least the Natasha Romanoff version of her, being dead and all, I guess one shouldn't be surprised to see...

Mayonetta

So I'm a bit behind on this one - unfortunately the one I received at the start of the year was a bit damaged out the gate. Fortunately,...

Double Fisting It

So this past weekend, I was reminded of a universal truth - prices at conventions are insane. I usually find that one fire sale item, but...

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